2b2t.ca Bible

The Official Bible (Credit To Cat)
(Note: The Borble Is Not Complete. Thank You mortal or god for reading the Borble. Remember this is a high five to all gods. Well, in some cases the borble shits on them.)

(BOUNTY-If You See Any God With The Wrong Number Plz Replace It With The Right One. If you do replace it you will be in credits!)

Thy shall not break the rules of the borble. Thy shall only worship the gods in the borble. Thy shall not oppose any of the gods in thy borble. Thy shall not create a god or make up a god without the god Cat approving of it and it's power. Thy shall not use their god powers unless it's for the greater good. Thy mortal cannot become god unless they find an exploit, study and use a god’s powers to make their own powers, or kill multiple gods on more than one occasions.

If any god or mortal breaks these rules, they will be killed and banned from any of the God settlements.

 

Section 1. All the gods first to last,

1Mcsapling

2Ugly kids

3Hausehausehause

4Nrth

5Cat

6Farlander

7xjpmx21

8LaughCryEmoji''' '''

Mcsapling created life itself, providing a space for mortals and other gods to settle together in harmony.

 

Ugly Kids is the 2nd god. He is the anti-sapling, as he created and held bedrock. He also found a dupe glitch that, once a mortal found out about it, ruined the economy.

 

Hausehausehause is the gatekeeper to all gods he performsperforms he was recently opped and became a shadow and is permanently invisible.

 

Nrth created his own powers, and was the first god to fly. He would soon destroy the vex, and pass his god knowledge to xj.

 

Cat is one of the oldest gods that plays almost every day. He was granted access to nrths powers, and found a glitch where he could break bedrock with any tool or item.

 

Farlander is the first entity to be at the farlands. It is unknown if teleporting is his full potential, but he can make wearable blocks and blocks with durability. See COK for more info.

 

xjpmx21 is a god who learned from Nrth, and created his own powers. No one knows his full potential, as it seems he has the same skills as Nrth or if he’s a shadow of Nrth.

 

LaughCryEmoji is the dankest meme of 2b2t.ca, bow down to your god nigger.

Section 2. All mortals who almost became gods,

In order to be a god one must do something amazing or piggybackpiggyback off of another gods back. For example, the people who destroyed the monoliths did something huge, but it wasn't for the greater good. Ugly Kids is an exception because he gave everyone spoils and riches.

 

Section 3. When life was created,

Mcsapling created a new space for his creations. His first creation was Lumpology. Soon, more creations were made. Only special mortals were given names: Zachary, Ugly Kids, Sweaty Testicals, and Cat. At first, mortals built homes, platforms, and crosses. Then, Ugly Kids discovered a way to exploit the server. He spawned in any item and duped it. He created placeable bedrock. He created bedrock signs and then encased spawn with cobble stone. He was the 2nd god. Then some mortals found out then the economy got ruined. :) Cat, latter to be the 4th god, watched and followed Ugly Kids when it happened. Ugly Kids then went on to create the first redstone creation, a lag machine. Then, the update came.

“Once an update is always an update” -Cat During The Founding Stages.

More and more mortals were created by Sapling. Then, the apocalypse happened. Sapling messed up the universe and had to transport all life to a different world for like 3 days. During the last day of the temp map, three mortals met up at a small TNT fort. Cat, Xj, and Blackout. Cat thought of a utopia, a safe haven for both mortals and gods to hide if they didn't want their heads chopped off. Blackout and Xj agreed that they would find a place to build in the morning. A day later Kekistan was born, the first, the biggest, and the best base ever. Well it's lifespan was less than a flies and the mortals Xj, Dank, and UsernameP destroyed it because it was on a massive highway. During the destruction, hausehausehause and Cat fled to build another, more better kek.

“Fuck you” -Ugly Kids During The Founding Stages.

Hause and Cat founded a new Capital Of Kek. Soon old members from old kek moved in, and the mortal Cat made the first 3-bit computer, giving us a reason to use redstone (not really) then, out of nowhere, the 3rd god was insta-born. He was the first god to fly. Then he gave his powers to other mortals, making them kinda Demi-gods. Then, Cat used his power combined with Nrths power to power up the strength to break bedrock with anything. Cat suddenly turned into the 4th god. He is now also the most known. With this new power, Cat could destroy all the evil in the world.

“No cracked clients” -Mcsapling During The Founding Stages.

With the power of two gods (Cat and Nrth) and a mortal to document it (blackout) the Vex made by Hause, was destroyed. This was to show the dedication and power that two gods could accomplish. Shortly after, the 5th god was born. Farlander could teleport wherever he wanted to and create blocks with durability. Some blocks he wore. He set multiple records.

“Ok” -blackout During The Kek Era

Xj was next mortal to become god. Nrth passed down his knowledge of creating powers to Xj. No one knows if Nrth is taking a break or what, but now that Xj is here we don't have to worry.

 

Section 4: The Churches.

Every church of the borble should be on spawn canal or known settlements like Captial Of Kek. The church's have to worship any of the gods in the borble. Any church worshiping anything else is to be turned into a church of the borble, or be destroyed. To create a church you must have the god Cat’s permission. It is ok to worship Ugly Kids, the anti-Sapling, but under high surveillance under any of the other gods or mortal priests.

 

Section 5: Ugly Kids Protocol.

Bedrock is allowed to be placed. Bedrock structures can be made. But if a sign made out of bedrock says “Ugly Kids Is God” Ugly Kids protocal is to be initiated by all mortals and gods. The sign is to be remove instantly. Other gods are not affected, only Ugly Kids. Any destruction of a church or god sign (other than Ugly Kids) is forbidden. If Ugly Kids joins the server, all entities are to respect our anti-Sapling. If any other gods are reading this part, remember that he is your older brother (other than sapling)

 

Section 6: Sapling Protocol.

If McSapling (nagol101), everyone including gods must worship and respect our creator. That includes you, Ugly Kids. Once Sapling is gone, everyone goes back to normal routines. Any command said by Sapling must be done.

 

Section 7: Sap Is Life.

The substance called “sap” is life itself. Every entity and god is made of sap. Sap can only be harvested by McSapling (sap is only in the trees and saplings). Any attempts to spawn in sap or harvest it by any mortal or god has resulted in failure. The gods (other than Sapling) that were the closest to spawning in sap and creating life are Ugly Kids and Nrth.

Banished Gods (This List Will Grow Overtime. And This Is A Parody Of SCP LOLZ)

God #2 Ugly Kids. Object Class: Keter. Special Containment Procedures: Because of God #2’s abilities, it can’t be kept in containment. If God#2 returns to the world, the Ugly Kids Protocol will be engaged. Read section 5 for more information. If the Ugly Kids Protocol fails, then EOTWS#1 broadcast is to be engaged. Click on the EOTWS#1 to hear and read the EOTWS#1 broadcast.

 

EOTWS#1

 

If the Ugly Kids Protocol works, and God#2 goes away, everyone is to go back to their normal lives and the protocol is not to be talked about until God#2 comes back. If the protocol fails and EOTWS#1 works, every mortal and god are to rebuild every damaged church and-or settlement. If both Ugly Kids Protocol and the EOTWS#1 broadcast fail, then protocol EOTWS#2 is to be broadcasted. See Section 8 for more info. A nuke (a square of about 1000 tnt) is to be made and launched at God#2’s location. God#2 should disappear upon death.

Incident 1: All times God#2 has returned, he seeked more powers. The only powers he wanted were Nrth’s. Though, there is a rumour that he has Farlander’s powers of teleportationteleportation.

Section 8: ETOS#2

EOTWS#2 is a broadcast to prevent rouge-banished gods from destroying the universe. To hear EOTWS#2 click on EOTWS#2

 

EOTWS#2

 

Section 9: Rules For The Gods


 * 1) 1 Don’t abuse your powers. Spamming that you are a god is ok.


 * 1) 2 Don’t destroy any of the other god’s churches. Mortals also cannot destroy churches.


 * 1) 3 Don’t fight mortals if it’s a pity argument. Unless it’s the case of war, then go ahead.


 * 1) 4 Every god must worship their higher gods. Example-

Sapling Is The Only God That Doesn’t Have To Follow Any Other God

McSapling

Ugly Kids Must Follow Saplings Orders Unless If It’s In A ETOS#1 Or Higher Event

Ugly Kids

Nrth Has To Follow Ugly Kids Words

Nrth

Cat Has To Follow Nrth’s Orders

Cat

Farlander Has To Follow Every One Of Cat’s Orders

Farlander

xjpmx21 Has To Follow Farlander’s Orders

xjpmx21

xjpmx21 And Every Other God Has Control Over Mortals

Mortals

Mortals Have Control Over Their Environment

Mortals do whatever they want when they want the only way to stop them is by death even the most persistent mortals can do god like things. Warning mortals are unpredictable and dangerous and in large amounts can destroy gods.

Mortals do whatever they want when they want the only way to stop them is by death even the most persistent mortals can do god like things. Warning mortals are unpredictable and dangerous and in large amounts can destroy gods.

 

So on, so forth.

 


 * 1) 5 A God Must Not Share Its Powers To Any Mortal Unless They Worship That God Or Live In The Utopia Capital Of Kek.


 * 1) 6 If A God Breaks One Of These Rules, Then They Will Be A Banished God For A Week. The Ugly Kids Protocol and The Two Broadcastings That Are Meant To Stop A Rogue God Apply To Every Banished God.

Now With All That Done, Who's The Most Powerful, Evil, Good, And Skilled God?

 

Powerful (Most Powerful To Least Powerful)

 

McSapling-Creator Of All Mortals And Gods.

 

Nrth-First Ever God To Fly.

 

xjpmx21-Studies Nrth’s Powers And Creates His Own.

 

Cat-With Some Of Nrth’s Powers, He Figured Out How To Break Bedrock With Anything.

 

Farlander-Teleported Some.

 

Ugly Kids-Yes He Is The Most Dangerous And He Ruined The Economy, But Any Mortal Could Figure Out And Use His Powers.

Evil (Most Evil To Least Evil)

 

Ugly Kids-Spawned In Evil Itself (Bedrock).

 

Nrth-Before The Borble He Gave His Powers To Any Mortal Who Asked About It.

 

xjpmx21-Isn’t Really Evil, But He Studies And Follows Nrth’s Ways.

 

Cat-Maintains Order And Can Break Bedrock With Anything.

 

Farlander-Was Just Goofing Off And Crashed The Server Multiple Times.

 

McSapling-Created All Good, And Some Of That Good Decided To Become Evil.

Skilled (Most Skilled To Least Skilled)

 

Nrth-Made his Own Powers From Scratch.

 

Farlander-Same Level With Nrth: Made His Own Powers.

 

xjpmx21-Studies Nrth’s Powers (Note: xjpmx21 May Pass Nrth At Almost Anything).

 

Cat-Broke Bedrock And That’s About It. But, Once Again, He Is Still A God Since No One Else Was First.

 

McSapling-Yes He Controls All Gods And Mortals, But One Revolution, And He’s Gone.

Section 10: All EOTWSES.---

EOTWS stands for End Of The World Scenario. A broadcast is a message sent to all civilians in 2b2t.ca that tells instructions on how to survive the current event or EOTWS. These events include, but are not limited to, Ugly Kids bypassing the Ugly Kids Protocol, an enemy nuke launching toward The Capital Of Kek, and griefers destroying churches or god settlements. All mortals and gods should stay inside the Capital Of Kek bunker. If you are not at the COK, find the nearest church. If you are unable to find a church, find the nearest sturdy ruin, home, cave, or make a bunker of your own.

List Of EOTWSES:

EOTWS#1

EOTWS#2

 

Section 11: COK

Capital Of Kek Is Located At [DATA REDACTED]. All Kek members are either old players, gods, priests, or just worshipers in general. In the case of an EOTWS all Kek members are to go to the COK Bunker.

 

The Museum: The Museum stores all ancient artifacts. All farlander artifacts found by Kek members are to be stored in the Farlander Chest at the Museum. In the chase of a griefer attack the director of the Museum (currently blackout) is to empty his/her inventory of any useless items and get all artifacts. After all artifacts are secured, EOTWS#2 is to be followed out. All artifacts are to be treated carefully (don’t, use, place, eat, or destroy any artifacts. If you fail to follow these rules, you will be sent to the Spawn Prison).

 

Nukes And Prison: The Spawn Prison is a work in progress. To learn more, go to spawn or message the god Cat.

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By hausehausehause

 

In the beginning there was nothing the pigs ate the grass the cows marched. Then A great god Marched upon this world. His first steps were heard throughout the land. He sent a manuscript into the internet. Not many people came to this land on the first day. It was quiet and peaceful. A day later the world was changed by the hands of this god of which the players had named sapling some others called him nagol. This new world was yet another imitation of a greater older world yet it felt like the real thing. More days had passed and the world had grown. Players had come to survive many left for the lack of fighting. A few strong stayed. More days had passed and more had stayed as they joined the world was deteriorating at the center. Then the God of life had added new substances and sources but the destruction had been silenced? This however would be a short impasse. There are a few select players to be mentioned hausehausehause built the first of many gargantuan structures at spawn: he joined on the second day. cat/castleminer [not sure what to put here when i joined u were making a diamond house at spawn]. Sweaty built the true first base with another player thy coords are unknown to this day even to the base partner. Blackout__ not much is known about his roots but he founded Kek which would become one of this worlds many wonders. Uglykids who created the world’s strongest block and shared his riches until his exploits were found then in anger he well he just pissed off some people… During this time I hausehausehause created the vex to stand the test of time but it would later become yet another ruin of its former glory. Kek was destroyed but with cat/castleminer I would become the founder of a greater larger more impressive army and city. Then farlander would come his exploits are still unknown to this day but many think he had powerful wings others think he had pearls of immense power but he would often freeze the world in time with his powers many begged him to stop. A little bit back sapling our creator lost the world and created another while he digged for his proud possession. The first world was found but in that time a great city of destruction and creation was born you can still see this city between resource additions but you can easily get lost forever. For today the world is quiet but for tomorrow that is undecided. This world’s name is 2b2t.ca enjoy.

======================================================= ====== Hey, you might not know this but there’s a ripoff of Kekistan V2, it’s called “Lakeport, Alpha” Lakeport is a cool city built by one person, he’s not really looking for anyone to base with but he is trying to create beautiful things. This man traveled for hours and hours to look for the perfect spot. (SPOILER!! HE FOUND IT!) He is now working on The Observer or The Observatories (he can’t decide), if you want to know who this man is.. He’s “cwsk” probably destined to become a god.